To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Tickles are what power my giggle machine.
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Anthony T.Hincks
Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.
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Amit Kalantri
Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings.
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Amit Kalantri
I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be...
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Brian Selznick
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Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.
